Roman Kremen

Досье Roman Kremen




Адрес: США, New York City
Происхождение: Kiev
Дата рождения:13 Сентября 1984
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Roman Kremen родился 13 Сентября 1984 года. Он был рожден в городе Kiev. Также, мы выяснили, что сейчас он проживает в городе New York City, США.


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Вот, что рассказывает Roman о себе:
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

i'm told i'm an entertainer...