Ned Flanders

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Нам не известно когда родился Ned Flanders. Непонятно где родился Ned. За то, мы выяснили, что сейчас он проживает в Россия.

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Вот, что рассказывает Ned о себе:
Everybody in the USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor,
He's Flanders and he's really, really laaaaame,
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name
He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.

His name is Ned!
It's a stupid name, he's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.
You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His leftorium, is an emporium, of woe.

Don't yell at Ned,
His wife is dead,
Everybody hates that stupid jerk.

Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs with angry valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat,
He's your perky peppy nightmare neighborino.

If you despise polite left-handers,
Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders,
Or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd,

His name is Ned,
He's so white bread.
The smiling moustached geek who walks with God.